Sunday, June 20, 2010

Sonogram Pictures Are Like Capturing Bigfoot...


Holy $@%#!!! I'm going to be a father!! I found out about a month or so back, but we only recently were able to have our first appointment with the OBGYN who will be delivering what we called "Peapod', a.k.a., our kid. Anyway, the sonogram device is constantly sending out a signal and that movement is what really allows the eye to see the three dimensions of the objects you are looking at. Yet a picture is a still image. So, you can see where the lack of knowing what you are looking at comes from when looking at the example above. Anyway, treating this picture like they do on shows in Hollywood, I've digitally enhanced the photo to deliver the image below:
Modern technology is just simply amazing.

Aaaaaand, going back to mentioning the cryptozoological mystery known as Bigfoot, I have used the same enhancement treatment to take this old photo...
(Isn't he/she/it just so cute?)

Wow!!! It's Chris Pine, star of the J.J. Abrams recent classic, 'Star Trek'!!! Who knew this technology was so easy to use? Maybe now with all these modern breakthroughs it won't matter that all these bigfoot sightings just happen to have blurry cameras nearby.

But until a large ape can be proven in North America, you can do like me and read (or purchase) this wonderful and insightful book on our hairy cousins: Field Guide to Bigfoot, Yeti, and other Mystery Primates Worldwide

2 comments:

Seven said...

Hey Congrats man! Happy Father's (to be) Day! Awesome news!

Stephen Heneveld said...

Congratulations! That's awesome! I'll keep my use of exclamation points to a minimum.

Did you plan this announcement to coincide with Father's Day?